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dry wank

when you’ve got nothing left, you’re on your 6th session of the night, you reach your climax and to your amazement; nothing comes out

anon: i lost count but i’d say after 5 or 6 times i eventually had a dry wank

anon 2: that’s fucking grim

by xjamos July 22, 2021


dry stack

The result of having turned off the water supply valve to the toilet then flushed to ensure the bowl is "dry", only to drop a deuce and close the lid, leaving it for your unsuspecting friend/enemy/mother to find.

John wrote all over me last night when I passed out drunk, so I dry stacked the toilet before I left his house.

by maui_sponga February 2, 2011


Dry Sally

when you bustin a fat one before you nut put your dick in a vacuum and have it suck the nut out ya balls

Ever had a Dry Sally?

by jehsheufikrje May 23, 2018


Dry Hustle

When you work at a dollar store as a cashier buying items when no one is looking for pennies at your own cash register.

Q: Hey yo why did Reggie get fired for being a cashier at Family Dollar for?
A: Because he got caught doin some dry hustle at the cash register.

by p1neapplep1zza August 21, 2023


Dry franklin

A close relative to the wet willy. It is when a person sticks a dry finger into another persons ear.

A bully may threaten to give a nerd a dry franklin, a swirly or a wet willy.

by cbredeso December 27, 2011


dry sandwich

A non moist version of a sandwich which usually contain no butter and gives long stares into the abyss that is your life

Look at Jacob, he's such a dry sandwich!

by That_sandwich_person April 10, 2018


Dry shower

Having a shower with no water

Today I had a dry shower. I am still dirty.

by Isla Kanal May 27, 2021