pump and dump

To pump and dump a load in a hot hole and leave. Usually referring bareback sex (anal sex without a condom). A breed and bail

Dude, up for a pump and dump?

That would be great... have a few before work

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phantom dump

The curious turd, which following its natural passage from arse to toilet, does not require your arse to be wiped. Phantom dumps are usually detected upon effecting the wipe procedure. Examination of the toilet paper reveals that you have been haunted/visited by a phantom dump.

"Hey man, I've just had a phantom dump"

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Rag Dump

The act of bowel elimination during a woman's Rag, Period. Dropping a foot long log while aunt flo is visiting.

Yesterday my sister took the meanest Rag Dump. I knew it was a Rag dump because it smelled, like a slaughter house and the restrooms at Bobs Big Boy.

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turkey dump

Mostly in Canada, when a girlfriend or boyfriend comes back from uni/collage and they dump you over the thanksgiving weekend. Usually because they've met someone at uni/collage.

"My weekend sucks"
"why? its Thanksgiving aren't you thankful that you still have your girlfriend?"
" No man, she turkey dumped me!"
" lame. hope the mash potatoes and gravy sticks on her"

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flush and dump

Differing from a shit and split, a flush and dump is often done out of consideration, or due to turd insecurity.

The action involves expelling a turd at the same time one hits the flush lever on a toilet.

This is done to mask a noisy turd in a public restroom or to quickly get rid of a smelly turd before it renders a bathroom uninhabitable.

Since it was his first time at her house, Andrew courteously performed a flush and dump in Martha's bathroom, vastly improving his chances of scoring that night.

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cum dump

Term used to describe the cooter of a female whos been around the block, neighborhood, city, and state.

Guy1: "Man why are you so late the movie started 20 mins ago"
Guy2: "Sorry dude, had to drop off a load at the cum dump."

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Dump of the Century

A extremely large and powerful shit! Its the crap of century because it is so big that no one else can make a bigger one. Its so big it should win an award.

Brb goto take a dump of the century!

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