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The dusty waffle is an extremely rare and expensive piece of waffle. It plays drums in a band called Queen Annes Revenge. It listens to only the best music and always has at least 10 girls trying to get on it's dick. The dusty waffle is very funny but it's an in-the-closet nerd, which is adorable. It also snores. It's always down to hangout and have an adventure. And most important, the dusty waffle loves it's best friend, Becca. <3
What's 10x better than a blue waffle?
A dusty waffle.
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VerySomeone who is loyal ,kind and very hard working. A true king but never treated like one. A diamond in the rough. He can make you laugh on a bad day, but has a lions heart.
Girl: Oh he is such a dusty king
Girl2: Oh yes always doing the right thing.
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The act in which you are too old to actually queef anylonger- and a bit of dust poofs out upon quiffing. AKA a senior citizen queef.
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When a guy fakes an orgasm so he can get some sleep.
Man, sex with that girl from last night went so long I had to give her the Dusty Finish so I wouldn't be late to work in the morning.
KRAMER: You know, I faked it.
JERRY: What?!
KRAMER: Yeah.
JERRY: You faked it? Why would you do that?
KRAMER: Well you know, if it’s enough already and I just wanna get some sleep.
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While sitting on another man's lap, with his cock in your poop chute. You proceed to fart on his rod and stand up simultaneously, while anally exhaling your fecal fumes in his faggoty face. Therefore crop dusting him and making him a shit sniffing "Dusty Guy".
During their homosexual escapedes and faggot like fantasies, Brad hopped on Travis' lap and let one loose. And Travis proceeded to hold in the great brown cloud like a bong rip transforming him into an immortal Dusty Guy!
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Those kids a year below you who scream in break
Shut your mouth you dusty little yute fam
Snorting coke off of a puerto rican prostitutes anus that is riddled with shit crumbs from previous anal sex encounters.
Man I still have a smell of asshole in my nose from performing that dusty puerto rican on handy Mandy last night.