To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.
One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.
Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.
I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.
I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.
a prick. typically Dutch Christian Reformed.
I gave her the Dutch Fucker. She was not enthused. Needless to say, it's over.
The Penis and testicals are put into a condom then inserted into the anus .
I gave that whore a rough dutch tuckie
Receiving oral sex while inside of a ducth oven
Man she gave me a Dutch Vacuum
When you masturbate with both hands.
I don't like to pick favourites so I decided to do have a dutch threesome.
When you fart into a sweatshirt that’s pulled over your knees, then it poofs up through the neck hole of the sweatshirt into your own face
I wish your house wasn’t so cold, then I wouldn’t be forced into a Dutch chimney situation.
The term for when one sees a very attractive person out in the public and then a very ugly one right after another. That happy sexual feeling followed by disgust is called the Dutch Turnover or D-Turn.
Guy: "Yo dude, check out that ginger in the corner right there"
Guy2: "Yeah, i see her. she's pretty fine
(A fat chick gets in the way of the ginger)
Guy: "Woah, major D-Turn!"
Guy2: "i think im gojng to barf now, gotta' love those dutch turnovers"