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When a man straddles your lap, forwards and shirtless.
Mate I had to chin this geeza last night, he nearly caught me off guard with a dutch crouch.
Participating in a 3 person sexual encounter where the anal penetration is powered by a separate anal penetrative action.
We dutch condomed last night, it was great!
The art of farting on a cold window and licking off the condensation.
What Bill never expected was to perform a Dutch windowcleaner in midwinter.
To have a abnormally large shit in a toilet.
One that would break the basin and be one hell of a ring stinger as it comes out.
Would fill the toilet with a massive log and block it for days.
Ah guys I went for one hell of a Dutch hammonds the other day.
I laid a Dutch hammonds the other day in a field.
I feel a Dutch hammonds coming on.
I forgot my dutch notes at home the other day when I went to go buy my groceries.
The term for when one sees a very attractive person out in the public and then a very ugly one right after another. That happy sexual feeling followed by disgust is called the Dutch Turnover or D-Turn.
Guy: "Yo dude, check out that ginger in the corner right there"
Guy2: "Yeah, i see her. she's pretty fine
(A fat chick gets in the way of the ginger)
Guy: "Woah, major D-Turn!"
Guy2: "i think im gojng to barf now, gotta' love those dutch turnovers"
A potent mix of Diet Coke and Monster Energy drinks. Seems to be a local favorite of West MI business leaders.
I've had so many dutch speedballs today, I'm probably going to smash this horse statue.