DEF #1 the smell of burning dog poo
DEF#2 dank gal
DEF #1 dude my dog, DME, just took a fat shit over there and it smells like a nicole english
DEF#2 daaaammnn maammiie, you lookin hawwtt, like a nicole english, uuhhh
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The British slang form of tea bagging,or blow job, more acurately it is to suck on one mans testicles
Janine gives me the best english tea
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common english language phrases and means of expression including typical terms uttered by people who fart dust.
Did that guy just call me a doll?
Yeah, but its ok, I think he meant well.
Oh look, he just farted dust.
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a combination of a dutch rudder and a german piston
"hey, betty, do you want to get to geather later and do an english flagship with me?"
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When you say to your friends your not spaking English when your the one that is not
1: Elise your not spaking English
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They are Satan but way more extreme, they torment you by forcing you to write pointless paragraphs of one sentence in a prehistoric book that no one uses. These types of motherfuckers would assign you 10 paragraph essay for you to compete for the next day. I swear, I would personally start a holocaust for English teachers; if you picked English A level consider this as a warning to you.
Person one: We have English.
Person two: IK
Person: English Teachers are worse, trust me
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n. A dialect of the English language frequently used on the internet.
The following rules apply when using in Internet English:
-Your: most often used for both the possessive pronoun and the contraction of "you are" while the latter is more prominently used.
-There, Their and They're refer to location, possession, and the contraction of "they are," respectively, however either word can go with either meaning, thus breaking the rules familiar when using proper English.
-Wut: short for "what."
-u: short for "you." "ur" is the possessive pronoun meaning the same as "your."
...and many more rules apply, but I, unfortunately, do not have the time to write down all the rules. If you wish to learn more, find someone who is proficiently fluent in the language to teach you some slang.
The lack of conventions, lack of punctuation, frequent misspellings, and incorrect uses of words' meanings are what characterizes Internet English. This language is used often on social media and text messaging. Websites include YouTube, Facebook and Twitter.
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