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To be so awesome and smoke so much weed you wont believe.
Evan Mears is the man!
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A sweet sexy, very romantic person who always seems to put a smile on his face despite how he feels. He is a talented athletic and theatrical prodigy with the ability to make it anywhere in life. Family first is what he lives by and he never disappoints. May have a huge ego and know how to be cocky with it but he never looks down at some one always walking with an extended hand pulling them up. Once you fall in love with an Evan there's no going back
I can't do this I'm still in love with Evan Marshall
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evan is super sweet and cute. you can talk to him about anything and everything. he will respect and cherish you, and like you and ONLY you. he's the cutest, hottest, most adorable human being on the planet and hes really funny. hes super tall and skinny but still perfect. he also has big hands that are perfect to hold and soft hair thats great to play with. hes a good person and has good manners. hes good with kids and your parents will definitely like him. hes known to play soccer and to be hecka good at it. if youre dating him, he will be committed to you and love you with all his heart. he will give you the best compliments at random times and make sure you know you mean something to him. he will include you in things and make sure you dont feel left out. he will talk about you in the sweetest ways. he gives the best hugs in the world. when youre wrapped up in his arms it feels like the safest place in the world where you feel loved and appreciated. hes really easy to talk to and if something is wrong or youre mad at him, he will not stop until the problem is fixed. hes just the best person ever and if youre dating evan, youre the luckiest person alive. oh and hes also a meme god and will send you the best memes.
example 1:
girl 1: wow that guy over there is just so cute and i heard hes really sweet
girl 2; yeah, it must be evan f
example 2:
girl 1: dang that guy is hot and i heard hes a meme god
girl 2: yeah, thats evan for ya
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When a particular player or person gets voted off in games like Among Us, Mafia, Town of Salem, etc.
You know what round it is, it’s time for Evan on Seven.
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The American-British YouTuber. Born and raised in Southern New Jersey, he is plays the ukulele, is in love with Alex Day, enjoys speaking in third person, and is 6'4". His accomplishments include being verified on Twitter, getting a Bachelor's in Mathematics and Statistics, having a lovely beard during revision, taking far too many selfies, releasing a song entitled "Capo Kissing," breaking the elevator at VidCon, and being extremely fantastic.
I met Evan Edinger while at Vidcon.
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When man stands at edge of bed while girl slides under him from behind, pulls his dick down with her mouth and sucks him off while power drives her face until he cums.
That hoe gave brad a Bob Evans and decided to stick her finger up his ass.
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Evan Hoffman is a very good looking guy. He wins girls from his looks and the way he talks. One thing about Evan Hoffman is that everybody makes him seem nastier then he actually is. Evan Hoffman is consider a fuckboy at school and everyone will judge you if u go for him. One major thing to know about Evan Hoffman is that he will try to get in your pants he also goes for hoes from other schools if he can’t get anyone from his school. Evan Hoffman is basically a pretty boy and he will most likely win you over.
Evan Hoffman is the biggest hoe at our school.
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