Family's Anchor

The one person in the family who is either unusually successful, good looking or smart when compared to the rest of the family.

Jim: Wow, Brenda is gorgeous and just made partner at the firm.

Dave: Yeah, and it's a miracle too, if you saw the rest of her family. She's her family's anchor!

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disney family

a disney family is a family in disney world who wear matching t-shirts and fannie packs. They drove a honda odessy woth an annual passholder sticker on it. They all have mickey mouse ears with their names engraved and the young children are probably held on leashes... often created when horse girls and fish boys mate. kids are probably homeschooled

i am behind a disney family in line for test track. they are playing pattycake.

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Family Tree

When you're fucking a mom doggystyle in the ass, pull your dick out, shove it in her daughter's throat, and put it in mom's pussy

I totally family treed that bitch Karen and her whore daughter Stacy

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pro-family

adj. Describes a person or organization that wants to imprison and/or discriminate against anyone who doesn't share their religious beliefs.

Pro-family groups: Focus On the Family, Family Research Council, The Taliban.

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Family Guy

Contrary to popular belief it is Thee most over-rated show in the history of television cartoons. It-is-not-funny. Stewie is not funny he is irritating and needs to be raped and strangled.
over-rated. over-rated. over-rated. n o t f u n n y. It is also too fast paced and doesn't allow time for jokes to sink in. Yes there is such a thing as being too fast paced and this show accomplishes that. Bottom line: over-rated.

typical joe: Omg did you see family guy last nite??!!11!
daring to speak out against conventional belief: No!!!! Shut the fuck up!!! What the fuck is with everyone and fucking family guy??!! Jesus fucking christ IT-IS-NOT-FUCKING-FUNNY OK?!!!? It is highly over-rated and I'M SICK OF YOU FUCKING IDIOTS always going on about family guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That annoying ass little Stewie fucker gets on my fucking nerves AND NEEDS TO BE RAPED REPEATEDLY (pulls out a rifle and guns down everyone in the room)

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family girl

A girl who will always choose her family over you...no matter what

My girlfriend loves her family more than me, it's sad but she's a family girl

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family planning

a place you go and pretend to have problems to get out of going to school

girl: oh crap i got social studies
boy: lets go to family planning
girl: yeh i'll say im pregnant
boy: ok and im the father

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