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A person who was unintentionally conceived through masturbatory semen.
Fuck off Mike. Your mother sat on a pile of cum on a toilet seat at a barn party back in '92 which consequently produced you. You're just a filthy fap bastard.
For males, this is when you spin your cock around while you are ejaculating, or 'cumming'. You can also add whipped cream on the head for an 'awesome' affect. This term was created by Spunchbish from Ifunny.
"I did the fapping helicopter."
When you fap to the thought of someone purely because you feel bad for them.
Person 1: "What's something you've done purely out of the goodness of your heart, but never told anyone?"
Person 2: "I once pity fapped to the weird girl in high school who had no friends."
Person 1: "Dude, what the fuck?"
A rank given to porn (Hentai, Doujin, etc) that is hard to get off to due to the content it contains
"What is my opinion on Euphoria? A difficult fap!" - Projekt Melody
"That new Fate Doujin was pretty good, but the insect stuff made it a difficult fap"
The act of fapping while chatting via web cam
Dude : Yo bro did you cyber fap with my girl last night?
Bro: Yeah dude, I cyber fapped with her all night.
The act of mastrubation with high velocity repeated hand movements at the rate of 24/second. (Just like standard animated films). At this rate, hand movements become extremely blurry and hard to distinguish from a simple untrained eye.
The upgraded version is the cinematic fap with the rate of 60fps (faps per second). It is only achievable by masters and simple humans have no hope to compete with them.
He has achieved an animatic fap. We have no hope to compare with him.
The cloth that you use to wipe up the semen after masturbating, the name comes from the cloth becoming stiff like leather from all of the use that it gets.
Person one: Hey Joey! I need to get a new fap leather.
Person two: yeah me to mine feels more like a brick than a cloth.