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One whom embarks upon dingle farming missions.
A harvester of luscious rich dingle terrain.
A collector of dark brown trinkets for personal consumption or for sale on the black dingle market.
After collection 400 trinkets Mikey became the worlds foremost Dingle Berry Farmer.
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pass me that farmer john cheese! (please)
pass me that farmer john!
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Somebody who refers to Gardening in their excuse for not wanting to leave the house.
*on phone*
John: Hey you coming out today?
George: No sorry I need to help my dad mow the lawn.
John: Stop being such a Sweaty Jizz Farmer and come out.
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A highly risque maneuver that requires three things. A man, a woman, and drugs. While taking various hallucinogens the man must insert himself into the woman (who is also taking hallucinogens). The man and woman must then roll down a rocky surface while still having sex, and additionally must engage in an intense philosophical debate. Smoking a joint afterwards is a must. No one has yet figured out exactly why it is called the reverse Appalachian farmer. The commonly accepted origin is these were simply the first people to do it.
"Hey hon I still have scrapes from the Reverse Appalachian Farmer last night, but it was totally worth it"
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too fist'd fahr-mer
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1.) The sexual act of a man placing his penis between the breasts of a lactating woman. The man then takes a breast into each hand and begins milking the woman and spreads the milks over his penis to be used as lubricant.
Man: "Damn, we are out of lube again... I was really looking forward to placing my penis between your breasts and gyrating."
Woman: "How about a Two Fisted Farmer?"
Man: "That's a GREAT idea. I am so glad you are still lactating!"
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Emotionally unavailable boy that treats girls who love him like shit for their own pleasure. They’re called dick farmers because they farm so much girls it makes their d smaller everyday
Guy: babe I’m so sorry! I didn’t mean to cheat on you
Girl: stfu Marc i knew you were a dick farmer!!
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A skinny woman or girl with unusually large, shapely breasts -- bulbous.
Did you see Pamela Anderson on Leno last night?
Yes ...she is a real Mellon Farmer
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