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A god amongst mere mortals in the area of flatulence. "Fart masters" typically are age 35 and up and dwell in basements.
Fall before the might of the fart master!!
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One who enjoys smelling farts, either self-flatulated or those originated from another man or animal. Fart huffing typically involves a series of deep and aggressive inhalation cycles, sometimes aided by a cupping motion of the palm, fanning the fart from the asshole to the nose.
I was amazed to see Jimmy huffing his dog's silent farts. He huffed as if posessed, and it made me sick to my stomach. I guess Jimmy is a real fart huffer.
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A fart that has that distinct, almost sweet-smelling, odor of shit, because the person who let it has to shit.
That was a shit fart. Go to the bathroom and take a shit you filthy pig!
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This is a cruel and disgusting yet funny joke to do to a friend. A cup a fart is where you walk up near to the victim. Then you take your hand and cup it over your butthole and fart. Immediately following the fart you take your cupped hand and "throw" the fart about an inch from the persons nose, opening your hand right as it gets there. In doing this it simulates the persons nose being right by your butthole when you fart. The person will usually begin to gag and you will laugh your butt off.
I felt a huge fart cooking up so I walked over near John, cupped my hand over my butt then gave him a nice cup a fart. After the cup a fart John almost threw up because he just inhaled air that seconds before was inside my butthole and near my turds.
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Smellier than a dead skunk in a garbage can.
The smell gets stuck to her pad and keeps lofting about.
Your girl roles over and lets out a smelly bubbly fart while on her period. This is a period fart.
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The incontinence caused by consuming a diet of mainly Ramen noodles. Characteristic effects include gurgling stomach, hungry feeling, and silent farts. Some of these effects are amplified if the Ramen noodles are consumed with cheap beer, and a noxious odor is then associated with the farts.
Dude, I gotta start getting some real food. These Ramen farts are going to be the death of my social life.
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The act of someone farting immediately before leaving a room; leaving that special something to be remembered by.
Person 1: That party was the worst.
Person 2: Don't worry, I made sure to thank them with a farting gift.
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