february 8

national guitar hero day! many guitar legends were born this day, some of the most fire ones you'll meet!

she was born on february 8? what a legend

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February 3rd

A short bitch named Devon was born today. We don't know her.

"isn't today february 3rd??"
"yeah, devon was born today, fuck devon man."

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February 4

The day of when sexy females are born if you have a gf born on that day keep her she’s also really good at sex

Hey bro your gf was born in February 4th?!! She must be good at sex

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February 22

Where a guy named Adam gets to slap a girl named Meghan’s ass

Adam : slaps meghans ass**
Meghan: why’d you do that
Adam: it’s February 22

Meghan: oh ok fine but only for today

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February 15

Only the best day ever. Only super awesome people were born on this day. ngl but these people are mostly always slight nerds but that’s ok. So on February 15, say happy birthday to me pls

Me: y’all know what day it is??!!
My friends: ummm February 15??
Me: anything else?
My friends: uhhh nope that’s about it
Me: wow you guys forgot about my birthday

My friends: no we are just kidding. Here are all of your presents. Happy birthday!!

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February 23

National eat ass day

random person: hey, its February 23rd you know what that means..

random person 2: oh no i guess i have to eat your ass 🍆

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february 23

World shrek pinball day

I can’t wait for february 23 it’s world shrek pinball day

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