Feet-Acne

Where a mini feet grows out of your face and spreads all through-out your face.

Boy On The Phone: "Dude, I have this type of Acne on my face and the pimples are shaped like feet, its nasty."

Other Boy on the line: "Thats pretty nasty, feet-acne."

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grocery feet

When a person has nasty, dirty, scaley, calloused feet and their toes are scraggily looking clanchett.

"OMG! I have grocery feet! I need to make a pedicure appointment now!"
"Oh, hellll no! I ain't goin' to no mall with these grocery feet."

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mosh feet

Bad feet conditon from moshing at Heavy Metal concert.

James: Damn, I got bad case of mosh feet from that Slipknot concert.

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cold feet

What you put on your lady's back immediately after you get into bed (knowing that you have cold feet)

I gave my wife the cold feet treatment last night.

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monkey feet

Its when you have a jesus toe.

When your index toe is bigger than your big toe and it looks like it can grip things

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blue feet

Similar to blue balls, "blue feet" is the feeling a skateboarder gets when either they come across a perfect skatespot while not having their board handy, or for any other reason are unable to skate when they are dying to.

This term can also apply to any kind of board rider or foot-focused athlete for that matter.

"Yo peep that buttery hubba ledge across the street."

"Wow its perfect. We shoulda brought our boards.. didn't know there'd be spots around here.."

"Ah.. you feelin the instant blue feet right now? Im in pain.."

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Bible feet

Similar the the feet of Juan Manuel de la Delaware due to the pursuit of sticky buds hard candy and hoppy malt beverages

Damn that John got those bible feet though

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