Hoagie-fest! is a CCSL event that is held one Tuesday every season in which the players of the league gather together in the park and engage in some tomfoolery. This year, the event is actually being held on the summer solstice. Stories are exchanged, beverages are consumed, and most importantly, we eat hoagies! Yay Hoagie-fest!
Hoagie-fest! was such a hit last year, there were individuals consuming beverages until 12:40 in the morning. A new CCSL record!
Going to an eatery/restaurant and absolutely stuffing your face. Shovelling as much food down your gullet as possible. The person who troffs the most is the winner.
Let's go to an all you can eat buffet and have a scoff fest!
Fake fuck fest is an event where you have to fake giving a fuck or two shits. It’s when you have to pretend you care and pretend you are having a good time in order to not offend anyone. It’s for the occasions that the only thing worse than going is not going.
I have to go to my boyfriend’s cousin’s second wedding. It’s going to be a fake fuck fest. Why do I have to smile and pretend I’m interested in people’s small talk.
A situation where there are a lot of available women.
I went to Jane's wedding and it was a tang fest. I got about ten phone numbers and went home with a bridesmaid!
A Driver in NASCAR that is known to cause cautions and wrecks. Usually in a low ranking team and never won a cup race.
JJ is a total wreck fest, he causes cautions and wrecks every week.
A derogatory term that defines a large group or collection of people who may lack common knowledge, or are in special education.
Bob: "Have you seen the new presidential candidates for this year?"
Joe: "Yeah, its a Sped Fest."
Teacher: "This year's class is such a Sped Fest."
a day of consuming too many carbs
“this day is turning out to be a carb fest”