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a twenty-something female of substantial size.
The blonde chick is hot, but her friend is a field hockey player
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A moment in your life that signifies an impactful yet slightly traumatic event that had an overall beneficial affect to your character arch.
“Hey Mau, how are you feeling?” “Considering I was just attacked by 12 Starving African children for my pizza scraps, I’m ok.” “Damn that’s intense” “Yeah. Reminds me of My Times in the Rice Fields”
When a man is getting a blowjob and right before he comes, the woman makes football uprights with her fingers in front of her face. If the jizz makes it through, he throws his arms up and shouts "it's good!"
I was watching the game yesterday when all of a sudden your mom comes up to me and asks for a 50 yard field goal of her own. "It's good!"
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When you are taking a number 2. And someone is doing the same thing on your lap in between your legs.
Hurry up I have to shit too, or unlock the door and we can puerto rican field goal it up
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A level 8 Force Field is one of the strongest defenses against opposing forces. A level 8 force field will protect against the following:
kisses
dogs
cats
love vibes
roommates
shouts
children
green vegetables
any projectile shot, thrown, or kicked
Noone knows if a level 9 has been discovered yet but scientists are awaiting further information on experiments. The only thing that can break a level 8 force field is the person who placed it, crossing over the threshold on which the force field was placed over
MY LOVE VIBES WILL REACH YOU, DAMNIT!!!
~sends vibes~
level 8 force field placed
~vibes blocked~
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A Hershey Kiss Field Goal is where you are fucking a girl in the ass and pull out a little hershey kiss shaped piece of poop on the end of your shaft. Then turn her around on her back and flick the the poop off your shaft and into her mouth.
ITS GOOD!!!
Make sure the girl doesnt use the bathroom for a while so there is plenty of ammunition in case you miss the first few times.
I pulled off the Hershey Kiss Field Goal on Kelly last night on my first try.
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The best girl's field hockey team in Rhode Island. These girls are insanely good, so much so that they are the envy of other teams. They have great team spirit, and have received awards for their sportsmanship. But you don't want to mess with them either, you will get crushed. The girls on this team are talented, beautiful, and hilarious, plus, they all look gorgeous in their kilts. If your team has to compete with Pilgrim, expect to lose.
Field Hockey Player 1: We are playing the Pilgrim field hockey team today.
Field Hockey Player 2: Aww, we're gonna lose. But we'll have fun, they're a good time!
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