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When someone,usually an adult hyperactively touches everything in a room or in a group of objects like they have OCD.This person cannot leave stuff alone and look without touching.
I should have known better than to leave my collection of glass figurines on the table because Fingers McGee will have to pick up or touch every damned one of them!!!
I have to clean my stainless steel refridgerator doors over and over when that picky fingered SOB Fingers McGee fondles it!!!
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Insert two or more fingers into the crotch area of your (possibly male) girlfriend to confirm her gender. Feel for testicles and/or a penis.
ATTENTION: This is the only 100% accurate way to figure out the gender of your (possibly-male) girlfriend.
Bob: My girlfriend looks like a man.
Dylan: You should finger-out her gender.
Bob: That sounds like some risky business.
Dylan: You can say that again!
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The act of texting a person of the opposite sex in a smooth and confident manner in order to achieve a desired outcome. Hard!
Hey man, who are you finger pimping over there?
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the cart titan that is a marley warrior and is awesome
you heard of pieck finger from aot?
yeah
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1. Thief
2. A con-man (i.e. smooth talking salesman)
Origin: Probably spawned from the days when thieves had one of their digits forcibly removed after being caught stealing.
Used in the phrase "You nine-fingered shitehawk*!" in reference to a car salesman after he sweet talks you out of your hard earned cash for a car that is hardly worth the elastic in your underwear.
*aggressive salesman
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A person who doesn't wash their hands after doing number 2. Also associated with anal fingercourse.
Why wouldn't he wash his hands after taking a shit? Friggin fecal fingers...
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When one has a habit of sniffing ones fingers.
John really like to sniff his fingers, he digs his finger smell.
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