jap flat

The term used when the straps on the flip flops would pop out of the sole or break in half...thus, leaving you stranded with only one good "Jap Flap " and one bare foot.

" Hey, wait up you guys, I just had a Jap flat and the sand is too hot ! "

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Granny Flat

One that lacks the mental capability of being normal (aka. Idiot)

You granny flat! Why would you do that!

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Flat Earthers

People who are correct. They know the truth about what our world looks like.

The Flat Earthers are correct in their own little universe.

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Flat lander

(In Off-roading) One who thinks they are the greatest off-road driver in the world by driving in wide open muddy cornfields and other flat mud holes. Used as an insult by jeep owners who prefer narrow mountainous trails containing rock obstacles to mud, or directed towards hummer owners.

Also known as mall crawlers.

I wish these damn flat landers would shut up, they don't know what they are talking about.

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block of flats

Expression used by someone who found the object another person was looking for, especially when the 'lost' object was found in an obvious location.

Paul: "What's this? A block of flats?" *holding up Jim's keys found on the coffee table in front of Jim's chair*

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Flat Liner

A Gun Used To End Someones Life (The Name Is Self Explanatory)

"Don't Make Me Run Up On Ya With That Flat Liner"
"Yo This Nigga Needs To Die, Ima Hit Him With That Flat Liner"

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flat screen

flat chested; small boobs; very small breasts

Im a guy and i have bigger tits than her, dude shes a total flat screen.

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