food horny

adj. - Craving food in an extreme manner, the way one craves sex when one is horny.

See hungry.

"I'm a little wild when I get food horny; you better watch out."

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Chinese Food

If you're referring to the fast food you bought at your local restaurant, Most of that is actually American food. Including the fortune cookie. If you don't believe me, check your history books.

I bought Chinese food from the Golden Panda restaurant by the mall.

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Alligator food

Practically has the same effect as olive juice.

When mouthing alligator food, it looks like you're saying 'I love you'.

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safe food

A term used by people with eating disorders to describe a low calorie food that’s “safe” to eat.

Apples and lettuce are safe foods

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food of shame

1. Any innutritious substance purchased at a quickie mart or gas station that one takes pleasure in eating but does not like to admit that one eats.

Combining am/pm jalapeno poppers, a slim Jim and a red bull for dinner is food of shame.
"I'm having food of shame for dinner. Don't tell my boyfriend."
"The hotdogs at 7/11 are so food of shame."

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ass food

food that is disgusting.mainly served at school for lunch.

I wonder if the lunchladies enjoy serving ass food for lunch?

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Hipster Food

What it sounds like. Foods that are considered to be "in", that hipsters and the general adolescent crowd of America live for. This includes frozen yogurt (preferably Pinkberry), tea, sushi, skinny lattes, Trident Layers gum, Jamba Juice, frappes, Sour Power Straws, Vitamin Water, any obscure health food dishes, etc.

John: Dude, I need some hipster food NOW. The plaid on my shirt is starting to fade away, my beanie is disintegrating, and I can't even name a single unknown punk rock band!

Bob: Somebody get this man a double venti vanilla frappaccino with extra soy milk, stat!

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