Jersey foot

The foot of a New Jersian which is so callosed that almost thing can hurt it. This condition usually occurs to people who live by the beach, (not down the shore), and also play a lot of sports. The combined sports blisters, and sand work togeather on the foot to form a thick, hard layer of skin which is nreal impenatrable, and immune to pain. Anyone that has a Jersey Foot can be seen easily walking around bareoot on the beach sand, and pavement on the brightest and hottest of days where as anyone else has to jump and sprint around in futile attempts to avoid burning layers of skin off their feet

fag bennie: Yo man, you see that girl, how the hell is she walking so easily down the beach when even i had to juimp from shadow to shadow?

Local: Dude don't you know?, everyone around here has the Jersey foot, the heat doesn't bother us.

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foot-flush

a technique used by generations of attendees of Central High School, or almost any Philadelphia public school, where you skillfully use your foot to flush the toilet. Who knows what has been on that handle.

Person A: "Yo, have you ever been to the bathrooms?"
Person B: "They are nasty as shit bro!"
Person A: "I know right?! I don't wanna touch anything in there!"
Person B: "Totally, thats why I use the foot-flush. For some quality no-hand-flushing."

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That was my foot

A usually annoying common usage for those who get their feet, hands and/or other bodily parts injured by another person. But, the real controversy is if it was their foot, then whose is it now? But, if you look upon the other side of this controversy, you can see that perhaps the that-was-my-footer is saying what the other person injured. The choice is up to your usage!

Hey! That was my leg!
Hey! That was my foot !

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Big Foot-A

noun
Humanoid creature, believed to be female, that wanders the streets late at night while heavily intoxicated. Is believed to be related to the world renown Big Foot and her cry can be heard from miles away.

...she turned in to Big Foot-A around 3 this morning, and we didn't find her till 4!!!

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Foot of Prick

When a football team is entirely outclassed, or massively outscored. To be given a foot of prick by the opposition.

I thought Sir Alex Ferguson said he knew how to beat Barca in the Champions League Final this time? Looked to me like Barca gave them a very public foot of prick again.

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puddin-footed

Ususally refers to a horses foot. A bare-footed horse's foot spreads with time like a person who goes barefoot all the time.

That horse will wear a #2 shoe - It's puddin-footed. She's run around barefoot so long she's puddin-footed

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Bats Foot

The crease in your trousers reveling your boner or normal penis.

"Jesus Christ, check out him hes got a major bats foot in those trousers"

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