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earth my body
water my blood
air my breathe
fire my spirit
Earth Water Air Fire
earth my body
water my blood
air my breathe
fire my spirit
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A belief that the flat earth conspiracy in inself is a conspiracy to discredit other conspiracy or conspiracy theorists in general.
Person 1: hey man those conspiracy theorists are dumb, they actually believe the earth is flat
Person 2: No we don't believe the earth is flat, that's just the flat earth conspiracy conspiracy to make us look stupid
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An individual who insists Lord of The Rings trilogies are the best films created and enjoys sitting to a ass-numbing amont of hours watching men running around chasing a ring wear frocks and wielding daggers, wands and bows.
Arran - "Ah lad, i watched Lord of The Rings last night! Was so fucking good"
Adam - " ................."
Arran - " What!?"
Adam - " Middle Earth Gay you lad!"
Arran - ".................."
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People that have nothing better to do than to annoy others by partaking in acts of grand stupidity. Should be exterminated as soon and as painfully as possible.
They gay fat boy in my third period class is a card-carrying member of the Grand Order of ankle-biting scum of the Earth.
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When you defecate in and around your lovers mouth and he/she/it performs a bloodcurling scream and exhales fecal matter. Much like a dragon, without the feces. Most commonly used in Lord of the Rings. Most notable occurence is when Gandalf performed this on Legolas during the Battle of Gondor.
Late one night after Alec got done supervising his church youth group, he came home to see his Homosexual lover Remi engaged in an affair with Eric. A couple days later, Alec told Remi to come into the room. When Remi came into the room, Alec suprised him by shitting all over his mouth and down his throat. Enraged by this, Remi let out a huge roar expelling poo from his mouth.
After witnessing this act of revenge, Lily Twodicks proclaimed "eeeeeewwwww why did you just give him a Middle Earth Mud Dragon?"
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The most beautiful man on Earth,
Ezra Miller from;
Year Title Role
2008 Afterschool; Robert
2008 Californication; Damien TV series; 5 episodes
2009 Law & Order: Special Victims Unit; Ethan Morse TV series; Episode: "Crush"
2009 City Island; Vince Jr.
2009–2010 Royal Pains; Tucker Bryant TV series; 5 episodes
2010 Every Day; Jonah
2010 Beware the Gonzo; Eddie 'Gonzo' Gilman
2011 Another Happy Day; Elliot Hamptons
2011 We Need to Talk About Kevin; Kevin Khatchadourian
2012 The Perks of Being a Wallflower; Patrick
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5 words in that order create the ultimate environmental friendly human being...
EARTH FIRE WIND WATER HEART
Everyone: Go Planet.
By your powers combined, I am Captain Planet
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