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Someone who consistently dodges any form of social interaction with lame excuses.
Also a cartoon character portrayed by Daffy Duck, known from the show: Duck Dodgers of the Twenty Fourth and a Half Century. Has a faithful sidekick known as Eager Space Cadet, portrayed by Porky Pig
Man, that fool always comes up with some excuse no to come with us or let us use his place, he's a duck dodger
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when a guy goes to the hardwear store to buy some duck tape, tapes his index and middle finger together and then his ring finger and pinky, goes home and fingers his wife with fingers in taped position. two in the pink, two in the stink.
Man 1: I've run out of duck tape my wife cant get enough of the duck tap!
Man 2: to the hardwear store!!
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1) v. A term used to describe male masturbation. It is often noted that masturbating and feeding ducks involve very similar hand motions.
2) v. The act of giving food to ducks.
I'm going to take a break from all this work, I think I'll go feed the ducks to relieve my stress.
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When somebodies lips are too wet when sharing a cigarette, so the butt of it becomes damp
Also applies when smoking more taboo substances
Who duck arsed it? If i wanted spit in my mouth i'd have kissed you instead
Darren duck arsed again, i'm not going halves with him again
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a person that is super weird and sometimes annoying but you know you are secretly in love with
person, your a weird duck
persons mind, I LOVE YOU
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A way of combing your hair in the back. Instead of combing your hair straight down in the back, you would comb both sides in towards the middle and then, with the end of the comb, part it down the middle.
Also known as a DA, Duck Tail, or rarely a Duck Butt.
The Fonz always wore his hair in a Duck's Ass on Happy Days.
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