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To be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.
Person 1: "I haven't seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. Where did you get so many?"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"
There is literally nothing here but a bandwagon pile of Mexicans that when you scream “ICE” they go flying
“Hey you been to Forest Ms?”
“Yeah bro someone screamed IcE and everyone went running”
Green Forest is one of the places on earth where you should not spend a minute in. There’s fuckin nothing to do, the stores here suck, and it’s so simple. But the people there are very nice a sweet, except all the crackheads there
“Hey do you wanna go to Green forest Arkansas tomorrow?”
“I don’t wanna get a nicotine addiction form those preteens today.”
This is a term used by dimwitted urbanites I've spoken with to describe the activity most people call "hiking ".
Tony : Me and my girl went camping up to the mountains the past weekend camping for 2 days
AJ: Did you guys do any forest walking?
Tony: ahhh, do you mean hiking? If so then yes.
AJ : oh yeah, I think that's what it's called!
Tony: yeah, it is. DUMBASS
Running your hand through your guys hair
Bro my girl ran her hand through the forest and I nutted
Forest Logic is making the best out of any situation. Enduring with a positive attitude while keeping your morals and values. Never crumbling or compromising. Forest Logic is keeping am open mind when all seems to be falling apart.
Forest logic is making the best out of any situation and staying positive. Forest Logic is keeping your head up and ten toes down at the gates of hell with a smile saying I've got this.
Thankfully my ex kicked out my window. Now I save tons on my a/c bill! My hot water heater went out helping me save on my gas and water bills.
I only got on drugs to prove to her it will ruin our relationship. Two years of hell later my point was proven.
Sending someone a picture of your ass-hole hair
I forest gumped this girl, she had no idea it was my ass hole