shut pu fuck up

another way of saying shut the fuck up you dumb cock licking stupid ass mother fucker..
or hey hows about you shut the fuck up
and or FUCK YOU AND YOUR COUCH PS SHUT UP

Hey how are you..Guy 1
SHUT PU FUCK UP...GUY2

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you got me fucked up

Same as "You gotta be fucking kidding me"

- Hey, Jim, I think we've taken the wrong road again
Jim: You got me fucked up. Seriously, again?

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your teeth are locked the fuck up

1. You look good, you have it together, you are definitely looking hot.
2. You are exactly right, you said that perfectly.

L: "Do you think I am unclear with that statement?"
A: No, your teeth are locked the fuck up on that one.

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Shut da fuck up bois!

Deputy Ryans tells dem bois dis when they babble on bout nuthin instead of pleasin Ryans! (suckin caulk etc)

Shut da fuck up and suck dis caulk Bois!

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you got me fucked up

confused

Girl: I need directions to your house.
Boy: Make your first left, 2nd right, then make another right when u see the statue of the --
Girl: Whoa, you got me fucked up right now. You said turn left or right at what statue?

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men shut the fuck up month

may is officially men shut the fuck up months!!

“hey guys it’s the first of may! men shut the fuck up month starts now!”

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You got me fucked up

defenition:

"You got me fucked up" is said by a man or women to a person that they think is so irresistible & fly they don't never want to end it.

Synonym: I'm all yours, I'm on your dick, i think about you all the time, I'm in love with your dick.. maybe even you, I want this feeling forever, I don't want anyone but you, You have my undivided attention

Omg and cuddling... plus your smart funny strong with a huge dick...I want you to all to myself..... you got me fucked up over you

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