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George W. Bush

A man who fucks cows for a living and corrupts the world by being a total faggot. I hate this mother fucker as does all for society.

He led us into IRAQ and his illegal and stupid election caused 9-11.

Vote Ralph Nader for president and plant a bush in Texas (where the faggot belongs).

"George Bush is a total fucking moron."

by big time games May 22, 2004

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George W. Bush

a slow, simple-minded retard who has no idea how to run a country he favors the rich and makes things up to justify his actions worst president ever *YOU'LL BE SORRY THAT U DIDNT VOTE FOR KERRY!

"Bush makes me want to ralph!"

by DQIT and WIAAN May 1, 2005

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george w. bush

a monkey

george w. bush likes bananas.

by MidwayDrFleming January 12, 2004

224๐Ÿ‘ 77๐Ÿ‘Ž


George W. Bush

1. A symbol of everything wrong with the USA today.

2. The straw before the last, which will break the camal's back

3. A facial expression consisting of a stupid smirk and dim-witted eyes

1. unconstitutional, dictatorial, not intelligent, lacking knowlege of own history/existence, apathetic, unemotional, antisocial, self-centered, narrow minded, stubborn, blinded by own power, irresponsible, dishonest...
A society with too high a GWB-facitor can only lead to trouble
2. "You are at the GWB point young man/lady"
3. Wipe that GWB off your face.

by loosecaboose August 1, 2005

289๐Ÿ‘ 102๐Ÿ‘Ž


George "W" Bush

One of the most retarded presidents in American history. Went to school and tried to become a master locksmith but was too stupid and his dad paid off his teachers.

I'm George "W" Bush and I'm a fucking faggot.

by Levi Norman February 8, 2005

904๐Ÿ‘ 345๐Ÿ‘Ž


George W. Bush

a fascist fuck. belives that war will save the world. WHAT GOOD WILL WAR DO YOU BASTARD? constantly contradicts himself and his religion. ignorant

little jimmy came home one day to find his parents watchingt he presidents address.
"YOU BASTARDS!"
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"youre acting like george bush."
"how?"
"by being a fag like george w. bush."

by samisjesus June 5, 2006

211๐Ÿ‘ 73๐Ÿ‘Ž


George W Bush

1. Somebody idiots support.

2. Somebody who only got votes because stupid people are afraid of anything even remotely left-wing.

3. Pathetic excuse for a leader... all who follow him are similarly pathetic.

4. The single man responsible from lowering the USA's average IQ from the normal (100) to 41.

5. The reason why the word "retarded" is used more and more.

6. Somebody who supports "bravery" by soldiers, yet pussies out of service himself. see AWOL.

"Comparing Bush to Hitler is like comparing Gandhi to Jeffrey Dahmer"? Fuck no! Gandhi used non-violent resistance.

Comparing Bush to Hitler is REALLY like omparing Ed Gein to Timothy McVeigh - both murderers, but different brands.

2. "Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying Churchill and Hitler are the same"? Fuck no! Churchill opposed a power-hungry freak, Bush is one.

Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying the truth - both cowards.

1. Idiot: "I support Bush!"

2. Republican: "Holy shit! That guy's a democrat?! I can't vote for him, (despite I agreeing with his policies), I'd be called liberal!" (Too stupid to realise voting is anonymous...)

3. Republican: "I'm patheic..."

4. Bush (senior): "Now, son, let's open up the result of your medical..."

Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."

Bush (senior): "I knew it! It's heritary... you don't have a brain either!"

Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."

5. Reporter: "We're here at the local shopping mall to find out opinions on our President... excuse me, young man..."

Anybody: "Yeah?"

Reporter: "What do you think of George W. Bush?"

Anybody: "Retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded... etc.."

6. Officer: "Where on God's green earth is soldier George W. Bush?!"

Private: "He's gone AWOL, sir. Re-reading his ABCs..."

Officer: "He better got his yella ass back here pronto!"

Private: "Unlikely, sir. He's still looking at the pictures... not started on 'A' yet..."

by wez-1 August 14, 2005

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