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When you have FIOS and order the entire movie package but somehow you seem to always want to watch the movie on the single movie channel "EPIX" that you somehow don't have and need to pay $9.99 a month more to have it.
Hey look, The Indiana Jones they never play on TV is on! Fuck my tits, it's the only channel I don't have! I'm fucking tired of getting EPIXed!
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To get a vasectomy.
From the Farside cartoon where the dog yells out the car window to his dog buddy, "Hey Spot, I'm going to get tutored!"
My wife just popped out number 2 and is nagging me about getting tutored.
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Internet slang for masturbation.
Yo dude, is that porn?
Yeah, I will soon get it jerkt.
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The ability to read people's mind and express a common idea on a person, issue or idea through inclusive language.
"We get it you are the best" yells Simon, as he analyses the crowd's minds and deduces that everyone believes that the one person referred to is universally unsupassable in a particular field.
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When a boy flirts with a girl, but the girl pretends to be uninterested in the boy to make the boy try harder to get the girl to like him. In most cases, it doesn't work and the boy gives up and tries to find someone less conceited and arrogant than the girl.
Sarah: Mike was like totally flirting with me last night and he's like so cute but I played hard to get and like pretended that I totally didn't care because he has to work for it you know?
Mike: So I tried letting Sarah know that I was interested in her, but she didn't seem to care so I gave up and hooked up with Jessica instead.
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To do it. To go hard. To go balls deep. To accomplish something. To improve upon a life-skill. To party with the sickest group of skiers or snowboarders this planet has ever seen.
She's checking you out. Get after it.
You're gonna be late for your pap-smear? You better go get after it.
You didn't land that jump? You didn't get after it enough.
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