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Ginger Meadows

Ginger Meadows was a Jewish B-movie actress of the 1950s and the original Ginger Bombshell. Known initially for her curvaceous beauty, the “Boobs from Bangor" was an actress of limited range that had “casting couch" affairs to land prominent roles. She is best known for her battles with cake addiction.

At age 18, Meadows won the title Miss Tayto Crisps. Early in her career, advertisers considered her too promiscuous, which led to her losing her first assignment as a foot model for Vicks VapoRub.

In 1954, she auditioned at Paramount. Ginger failed to impress and began to use cleavage to gain notoriety. In doing so she landed arguably her biggest role with the Landshark film franchise.

Throughout her time, Meadows had an on-off love affair with the non-Dairy magnate Haferflocken Milch. Little is known of Milch prior to 1946, only that his obsession forced him to fund her acting career with Nazi gold. The couple pursued their affair on squash courts that led to her sponsorship by Wilko’s rackets.

In March of 1956, Meadows sustained a career ending bedroom eye injury that forced her to cease acting. Conversely, her adult film career flourished as she became brand ambassador for the Percy Penis Vibrator Co., promoting weight loss benefits of their products.

In later life she was depicted as a spinster, obsessed with her Ring doorbell and many cats. Posthumously, Meadows received an honorary doctorate from the University of Liberia for services to laser eye surgery.

Susie gave Stuart sixty minutes to do whatever he wanted with her. Without a thought Stuart requested an hour with her raunchy alter ego, Ginger Meadows. She reached for her pink leotard and safety glasses.

by Sharkey & Bubbles March 27, 2023


Spicy Ginger

A ginger whose hair is so ginger it radiates heat

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Paul:" Look at that guy his hairs proper red.”
Derek: “Ikr he’s a spicy ginger

Dave: “ I walked past this ginger person and I could feel heat coming from his hair. ”
Ben: “ He must have been a spicy ginger

by EJM19 August 31, 2018


Top Ginger

Someone with ginger hair who you hold in high esteem.

"Lucille Ball, now she was a Top Ginger."

by D? C.I.? August 11, 2008


ginger scoop

When your ginger mate reaches across and grabs something painfully slowly and it grosses you out.

Hey buddy, did you see Scott doing the ginger scoop on that breast in the strip club. I was enjoying the view and he ginger scooped it up.

by CrubClub March 20, 2022


Pickled Ginger

An extremely inebriated ginger female that you easily bring home with you and peniley violate every orifice of her freckly, milky white body before serving her some eggs and calling her an Uber.

I had a little pickled ginger last night.

It takes about a 24 pack but after that Patty is pickled ginger and I’ll poke every hole.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018


Ginger connor

He is a ginger most likely Bristolian and will fall in love with any cereal he sees

Friend: look it's ginger Connor
Other friend: time to get some cereal

by Big sucky balls sniffer May 17, 2022


gingers are weird

they are grim people who suck on your nuts when you are a sleep

gingers are weird

by gingers can die October 13, 2021