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a car with the windows not tinted
when we ride down the hood u know just how we be/ rollin on dubs glass house so everybody can see me/
as soon as i break the glass with sally its gunna be open play for every other guy
When your jackin it and you realize you have no tissues around you, only a cup to blow your load in.
Dude i was spanking my monkey yesterday, when i found out i had no tissues so i had to "blast in a glass".
A girl who wears way too much lip gloss
That girl at the club last night looked like a total glass blower
When you're hitting it from the back, pull out, bust in your own hand, and wipe it on the heels of her feet.
Last night I was hitting it doggy and ended up giving her the glass slippers. Now I don't have to spend $ on her pedicure for another week.
When wanting desperately to commence intercourse with a member of the opposite sex, but, alas, gazing at the specimen found convulses your valor, you grab hold of your trusty pipe, smoke some motherfucking shit and thus wear your high glasses, wich makes the person beside you tolerable, and comical for some reason. Consequently, the foul act can be initiated. YIPPEE!
- Man, I'm so horny right now i could even fuck Big Becky over there.
- Dude, you're sick.
- I know I will be if I touch her. What can I do?
- Just wear some high glasses and get it over with.