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Douche Goose

when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.

Justin Bieber is a real douche goose!

by Juju and olive February 17, 2012

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Slizz on the Goose

To get weird, normally involving lots of alcohol and sloppy hook-ups. Normally invoking dance moves and fist pumps.

"Hey man, you look like you're ready to party!"

"Yup, time to go 'Slizz on the Goose!'"

by levinlaw January 23, 2011

6๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


goose neck

when a homie just straight up has a long neck dawg

Yo dude Riley Goodwin is such a goose neck

The only reason Josh is like 6'7" is cuz hes a goose neck

by RedF000 June 28, 2009

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Moose Goose

You are familiar with a camel toe or an extreme camel toe, is a moose knuckle.

A moose goose is when you have a fart bubble that that creeps forward and gooses the moose.

moose goose camel toe moose knuckle

by Moose Goose Militia May 6, 2014

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Gobble the Goose

when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance

When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.

by Charlie December 31, 2004

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Confuse the Goose

Originally the name of the board game D.W. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit TV show "Arthur", is now used as a euphemism for any sexual act except intercourse, particularly oral sex preformed on a woman.

"There's this girl in my chemistry class who has some great boobies. I don't know if I'd have sex with her, but I hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little Confuse the Goose."

by gimpy2552 April 4, 2008

16๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


goose egg

A vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.

After Gwendolyn gave Frank a really good blow job his dick immedietely went to damp "Goose Egg" Satus.

by Friggin hoopty December 4, 2006

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