when a guy has a big nose and is a dick and makes weird noises while he is having sexual intercourse.
Justin Bieber is a real douche goose!
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To get weird, normally involving lots of alcohol and sloppy hook-ups. Normally invoking dance moves and fist pumps.
"Hey man, you look like you're ready to party!"
"Yup, time to go 'Slizz on the Goose!'"
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when a homie just straight up has a long neck dawg
Yo dude Riley Goodwin is such a goose neck
The only reason Josh is like 6'7" is cuz hes a goose neck
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You are familiar with a camel toe or an extreme camel toe, is a moose knuckle.
A moose goose is when you have a fart bubble that that creeps forward and gooses the moose.
moose goose camel toe moose knuckle
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when you "perform oral sex" on a man... hell I don't know. you know, when you gobble a goose. the goose is the penis. penises sort of look like geese...from a distance
When Charlie gobbled the goose, it tasted like chicken.
On a cold, winter night Harry was alone. I was alone. What the hell, no one would find out, so I gobbled his goose for fun.
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Originally the name of the board game D.W. wanted to play with her older brother on the hit TV show "Arthur", is now used as a euphemism for any sexual act except intercourse, particularly oral sex preformed on a woman.
"There's this girl in my chemistry class who has some great boobies. I don't know if I'd have sex with her, but I hope we get drunk tonight and go back to her place and play a little Confuse the Goose."
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A vast, festively plump man heap lying limp on a mans own thigh.
After Gwendolyn gave Frank a really good blow job his dick immedietely went to damp "Goose Egg" Satus.
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