Great Gatsby

in additon to being a smelly book that i was recently assingned to read for english class this term can be used in many other facets of life. A great gatsby can also mean a huge steaming shit. as in if you need to be excused to shit and you were in a literature type environment then you may excuse yourself by simply saying "excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel". this is the most polite way to say "i need to take a fucking shit right fucking now you fucking fuck", which in most cases is utterly unacceptable.

"excuse me sir but i must depart for the water closet for i have a very great gatsby i must evacuate from my bowel"

or simply "i need to take a great gatsby"

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The Great Gatsby

Possibly the most boring book on planet earth, and yet everyone wants you to read it.

I just got assigned to read "The Great Gatsby" for the fifth time!

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great responsibility

what comes with the ever great power of being a superhero.
the grandfather in the spiderman movies seems to love to say it a few hundred times.

Grandpa: with great power comes great responsibility
spiderman: ya ya you said that in the last movie, don't you have anything new to say
Grandpa: umm...with great power comes great respon-
spiderman: GREAT RESPONSIBILITY YA I GET IT, WHAT ARE YOU MY MOTHER. you know what i am gonna go join up with the green goblin what do you think of that huh!
Grandpa: with great power comes great responsibility
spiderman: *kills his dead grandfather making him double dead*

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Great Britain

Land of crappy weather and ugly white fops who fancy themselves hard.

Lord Yogurtooth and his plebians were told to f-off back to Great Britain twice, 1776 & 1812.

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The Great Gatsby

Over-sized American fist.

Just give me the word and I will drop the Great Gatsby on that fool.

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Alexander the Great

a big penis

*In World History*
Girl 1: Omg, he has a boner!
Girl 2 : Oh god I can see it.
Girl 1: It's like Alexander the Great, dominating the classroom.
Both: Damn.

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great friends

Less than best friends. When you feel as if you're very close to someone as best friends and they downgrade you to "great friends"

Klaudia& Eva: "we're so close!"
Conor: " yes. Like more than friends. Almost like great friends!"

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