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Somebody who lifts weights, wears oxygen reduction exercise masks, has more “We The People” shirts then most people have socks, has a ball cap with either MAGA or Trump’s smirk face on it, and carries around an aluminum, gallon-sized Thermos water bottle that clangs like a flagpole on a windy day because he has it carabiner-clipped to his 80 lb MOLLE system backpack.
This guy also designs memes all day long to really bust on his friends but gets really mad when they do it back. He also gets multiple suspensions from Facebook from his crude and insightful language and harsh stereotypes expressed.
Still, he is good buddy, but likes to get everyone else in on a joke against you just to keep you humble. He is still an asshole though.
Gay Greg took that picture of me and my wife and superimposed Biden’s face over hers. He captioned that we were best buds and if you looked closely our hands were on each other’s butts. Gay Greg is an asshole. He still
makes me laugh, though. He doesn’t know I wiped my ass on his water jug. I laugh every time I hear him clanging down the hall because I know he is taking sips of my poo!
When your wifi is so shit that you have to disconnect 4 times from a league of legends game.
i dced again, fuck you greg wifi.
1. Narcissistic and infantile.
2. Having delusions of political grandeur.
Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.
Small, loose strands of hair on the top of your head that won't go down no matter what you do. Many of these strands together make you look like Greg Heffley
Damnit, I can't get rid of these Greg Hefflies! Not even hair gel works
An emo guy on omegle that would harass anyone on the emo, scene or goth tag. He is a serial cheater and would date emo and scene people online and has been accused of many things
“Have you heard about that guy Greg Storms?” “No I haven’t what has he done?”
“Basically screw over every emo chick in existence”
To greg someone is to ask them many questions (some would claim an unending barrage of questions) in order to suss out information and get to the root of what's really going on here. The objective of gregging someone is to gain a full understanding, or even enlightenment. There is no shame in gregging someone, especially if others are unwilling to ask the tough questions.
I decided to greg (verb) him about why he needed to buy another DeLorean given that he had owned several in the past and always ended up getting rid of them. I also gregged him on the specifics of how much it cost, why was the owner selling it, where was he going to keep it, is he buying it just to relive his youth one more time, etc... you know, the usual stuff.