Trojan Horse

A play that is run when a boy and girl want to have some privacy at either one of their houses, but they need to keep it a secret from friends and neighbors. They run the play by meeting up at a remote location, where one of them climbs into the backseat of the other's car and lays down, so they drive together into the garage of the home with no one seeing. The garage door is then closed behind them, and they are free to enjoy each other for several hours, uninterrupted.

Girl: I'm home alone, and I need to see you. So, so, bad. But everyone will see if you cum over here right now.
Boy: Ya. Um... Not if we run the Trojan Horse. Let's set it up. I'll meet you a few blocks from your house in 30 minutes.
Girl: Yes! Perfect!
Boy: YOU are.

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Horse girl

a weird girl that bites people

person : aw man did the horse girl randomly bite you again 😣

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Horse Girl

The equivalent to a car guy. AKA MechAlchemist

MechAlchemist is a total horse girl, the way he goes on about his cars.

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horse cock

The rather large dong that grossly masculine study hall teachers whip out of their pants and slam on students' desks in order to intimidate them.

justin: mrs. ****** is a total bitch. she should fuckin die

ms. ****** (approaching): oh yeah, well what do you think of this (whips out her ginormous horse cock and slams it on the table)

brett: holy shit, that is one huge cock

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Brojan Horse

When you invite a hot girl to a party and she says she is bringing friends. You think she is bringing girls but when she arrives, she brought several guys with her.

John: Yo, Sara's here and she said she's bringing friends.
Steve: I hope they are hot.
Sara: Hey! These are my friends, Mike, Josh, Aaron Trevor and Ryan.
Steve: Dude...She got you with a Brojan Horse.

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Horse-Puckey

Absolute bullshit. The speaker will say this in an effort to sound like they aren't cursing. This is also an indicator of someone most likely over the age of 50.

Now that's just horse-pucky.

Horse-puckey: in other words, that's just bullshit. Only put in a more classy sounding format.

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Zombie Horse

To go beyond "beating a dead horse"

You're messing with a zombie horse now.
Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart have a zombie horse now.

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