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A disease that afflicts college freshman, mostly straight men. Its counterpart, high school boyfriend, is not as common. In a typical case, the HSG-sufferer is devoted to what he believes is the love of his life, a high school junior or senior in his hometown (several hundred/thousand miles away). He'd rather stay in his dorm room skyping with her than meet any new friends, and when she comes to visit, his roommate can expect to be sexiled for whole weekends at a time.
This will go on (and on, and on) until their relationship explodes--hopefully at Thanksgiving during the turkey drop, but it can take until sophomore year in extreme cases.
Tom: Did you ask your roommate if he wanted to go to that party tonight?
Dan: No, I give up. He's got the worst case of high school girlfriend I've ever seen.
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Lisa: Hey, Dan's roommate's pretty cute. Why doesn't he ever want to hang out?
Emily: High school girlfriend strikes again.
Lisa: Oh, no! When will they find a cure?
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A school where you are lucky to know half your grade because like 3200 fuckin kids go there. If you don't wear a polo everyday then no one likes you unless you wear a football jersey because that means you are really cool. Big obnoxious Jordans are cool shoes to wear as long as you have socks on that go up to your knees. Although this is very uncomfortable, people might like you if you wear it. Every Friday a very loud guy gets on the announcements and yells "Comet Country" a thousand times and tells everyone we are going to win the football games. Even though we never win, no one points out that "Wild Man Whitney" was wrong once again. Finally, everyone wants to be a Lax Bro.
Friend 1"Dude, that kid goes to Mason high school"
Friend 2"How do you know?"
Friend 1"He's wearing a polo and Jordan's that weigh 8 pounds apiece. And look at those socks! They must be touchin his ballsac!"
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thot central in worcester, mass where people are high everyday and wear pajamas. you’d be lucky to find anyone with an IQ higher than 70
“bro, you went to north high school?”
“yeah, bro.”
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A public high school in Norwalk Connecticut. It has decent academics and sports, but is filled with big booty thots , juul fiends, crackheads, etc.
“Hey bro did u see that Sophomore thot?”
“Yeah , I’m pretty sure she goes to Norwalk High School.”
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A white ass school where most people get high in The bathroom, it’s an awful place and everyone wants to die but... but nothing it sucks
Anderson High School is SHIT BRO
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if a place full of rednecks, pregnant teenagers, and fuckboys appeals to you, rhs is the place for you! everyone here is assholes and everyone is addicted to nicotine and triple c’s and all kinds of other drugs. most of the girls here think they’re ghetto and get into fights every week. all the red necks are not only racist, but very anti-lgbtq+. if i were you, i’d never come to rhs if you don’t want to consider committing bath toaster everyday. also our football team sucks ass and cockroaches and mice are everywhere.
friend 1: “oh my god is she pregnant?”
friend 2: “what girl in ringgold high school isn’t pregnant?”
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I have to drop Johnny off at Boulder High School. Today he’s learning how to read!
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