How's your meat?

Question used to quickly change the subject of a conversation or to severely disturb the person who you are talking to. Note: Meat may or may not refer to cock, depending on how the disturbed person interprets the question.

(1) Michael: "So, where'd you go for dinner yesterday night?"
Me: "So... how's your meat?"

(2) Me: "So... how's your meat?"
Michelle: "You freak! (How'd he know my secret?!)"

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I see how it is

A phrase that can be said to a person who tries to blame another person for their action.

For Example, Mick says I want to go to the bar, I want to go to the bar to drink, Mack says no mate I don't want to be responsible for you. Mick says OK, I'm leaving you here, I don't care. Mack says don't be like that you don't understand and tries to explain the situation and wishes the topic never came up. Mack lectures Mick and tries to stop Mack going into the bar knowing he will get drunk but also not wanting to leave his friend. Mick is insistent gets drunks gets arrested or ends up vomiting and the next day blames everything on his good friend Mack. Mack says I see how it is

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how many bitches

a phrase popularly used in the hit-sensation Super Smash Bros. Brawl. The phrase basically means "Excuse me...would you be ever so kind as to suck a dick and get out of my shit?". How many bitches also is commonly used as a anger emotionally charged statement to mean "how many of you mother fuckers think you own this shit?". Adding in the word "fucking" gives it a little more pizazz to express you are truly serious.

"Get the fuck off my shit" "HOW MANY BITCHES"

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how to have sex

Fuck her right in the pussy

"I came out of my house and, FUCKED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY"-Fred

How to have sex

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how to become a liberal

I figured out how to be a liberal by reading this stuff. Here’s the trick.

1. Make outrageous claims.

2. Don’t attempt to back up said claims with any kind of evidence.

3. Don’t offer any type of specific solutions to anything, only speak in generalities (again without evidence).

4. Label any criticism of your ideas (or lack thereof) as bigoted, racist, fascist, hateful, out of bounds, no fairsies, or do-over.

5. Blame failure to get elected on the things in #4.

I wrote the page on how to become a liberal

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how to cure depression

when you drop your pasta on the ground, you have to cure it by grieving about your pasta.

Joel: Yo man check out my pasta
*drops pasta*
Joel: Cries uncontrollably
Joel: I need to learn how to cure depression
*Googles depression*
*Finds best ways to cure depression*
Joel: *continues to cry uncontrollably

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that's how we roll

that is how we act or are expected to act

yeyuh, that's how we roll me homie

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