I'm Smart

A phrase uttered by an insecure girl when she says something stupid. By saying this over and over, she feels like she will convince herself and others that she is actually smart. Typically a brunette, but can also be a blonde.

Sometimes the intelligence of this person is masked by the stupid things she does or says.

Tracy "Is Michigan East or West of Indiana???"
Jolyn "Really Tracy???"
Tracy "Hey, I'm smart….really I am!?!?!?"

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I'm Straight

Being straight is a slang way of saying heterosexual.

'Hey you totally fancy me man!!!"

"UH!! No way dude like I told you I'm straight... when will you learn..."

"you'll bend one day... Then you'll come running to me"

"Oh I'm sure I will, sick ass UHhhh"

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I'm Hungie

Hungry in ditzy "trophy wife" speak. Usually used by people with a certain lack of common intelligence.

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What you want?

"I'm hungieeeee"

You better be glad you are pretty.
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lolz im hungie feed me im hungie

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I'm over it

bring it up again, and I break your face, asshole.

Similar to: stfu

Considerate asshole/friend: Dude... sorry about M...elany. Yeah, she was hot. That's too bad man.

Response: Her name is Melissa. Oh, but uh, I'm over it.
Friend: Dude... you crying?
Response: hell no, let's just watch TV.

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I'm Sorry

A quick relief for the guy that has so many ladies he can only handle a couple at a time. No matter how many things are said, the only response needs to be "I'm Sorry" After this response by the individual, everything becomes alright, no matter how difficult the situation.

Q: Why were you out with those other girls? I thought we were together? What is your problem? Why can you not commit to this relationship? How many times is this going to happen? Don't you have anything to say for yourself?

A: I'm Sorry!

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I'm busy

\ˈīm ˈbi-zē\

I have a priority list.

You're not on it.

"Could you help me for just an hour or so? I really need a friend"

I really wanted to be there for you but I'm busy with work and school and family.

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I'm fine

Tbh, I'm not. Brain's fcked up. Hope ur doing better tho.

I'm fine, at least that's what I wanna think I am.

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