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An attempt by the Islamic community, which is involved in the UN, to wrest humanity of its right to free speech and criminalize those who publicly oppose Islam.
The Sharia Law will be a binding resolution if passed for all countries in the United Nations!
Really? Then we have to do something to stop it from infringing upon our constitutional rights!
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1.Most foul, devious, manipulative, evil, premeditated, fake, smile in your face while stabbing you in the back, worst plague God has ever sent upon us...especially me.
2. The beast who bore my husband.
3. Root of all evil. Angel of Death
I would rather suck on exhaust fumes than live with my mother in law.
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Mitchell's Law states that with each new person involved in a conversation, the probability of blaming a politician or political group who had nothing to do with original subject will become more likely to occur.
Person 1: I like pizza
Person 2: Its better with crust
Person 3: NOT WITH OBAMA IN OFFICE!!!/?
Person 1: Woo! Three entries to attain Mitchell's Law!!
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A law stating that "No matter how low pant trends get, it will never be fashionable to wear them around your ankles (especially when going commando)."
Anyone found in violation of said law will 'disappear' mysteriously when passing by a wooded area (presumably by Bigfoot).
Dude, that kid's almost violating Bigfoot's Law, he'd better get a belt.
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This law states that no subject or topic is considered taboo during lunch or food-consuming intervals.
*During lunch*
Mark: Was playing with my foreskin lint last night, then fapped to some loli. My keyboard is encrusted with ginger pubes and dick cheese.
John: Jesus fuck, always when we sit down. I call this Nisbet's law.
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One step on from Malcolm’s Law, Swinson’s Law states that if something can go wrong, it will go wrong, in the worst possible way, at the worst possible time and will all sorts of unforeseen and unpleasant fallout effects. Named after Jo Swinson who appeared from political obscurity in UK as Leader of the Liberal Democrats and announced that if she got into power she would reverse the decision to leave the European Union in contravention of the will of the British people, not very liberal or democratic. A rather silly woman who would be out of her depth in a car park puddle.
“Malcolm says he just loves Jo Swinson and hopes she gets into power.”
“No surprise there, Swinson’s law compared to Malcolm's law makes him look good.”
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As any discussion about Apple vs. Microsoft grows larger, the probability that a Linux troll will spoil everything approaches 1.
Windows User: Windows 7 is Microsoft's best OS ever. Loads faster, uses fewer resources, and is much more secure.
Apple User: Feh, Mac OS solved those problems years ago. Besides, it's written for the hardware it runs on, so it's much more stable and a lot faster.
Linux User: Fuckin Kool-Aid drinkers! Only loosers (sic) use an off-the-shelf OS. REAL hax0rz use Linux. Your all pussies for falling for Micro$oft's bullsh*t, and Macs r 4 fags. Enjoy being buttraped, n00bz.
Windows User: I wondered how long it would take someone to pull Benton's Law out of his ass.
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