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A man who has not had sex with his wife for twenty years and will kill any man who does.
Do not hit on that woman because she has an Irish husband.
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A concept similar to that of Russian Roulette, but a semi-automatic firearm is used in place of the six-shooter. While the odds vary depending on the quality of the weapon itself, there is rarely a clear cut winner.
"So who won that match of Irish Roulette yesterday?"
"... It was a draw."
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A slang term for the obituaries.
I read in the Irish comics that Jane Doe passed away.
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noun, When someone says they "did the irish stew", it means they had vigorous sex with a chick then both the male and female fluids are mixed together in a cup and drank by both.
My taste buds were tingling with sensation after we did the Irish Stew.
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To be sucked off by a red head or an Irish person.
Jenny gave me the ol’ Irish Breakfast after a stressful day at work.
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i better go take an Irish shave, that curry i had last night seems to have worked its way through.
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An idiomatic expression which may convey one of two meanings:
1. A statement delivered as a compliment, but which contains an implied insult.
2. Damning with faint praise.
Sometimes also described as a left-handed compliment, these are sometimes delivered with obvious sarcasm or complete deadpan.
A: Wow! You're apartment looks great, especially given your poor taste and reluctance to spend money.
B: Gee thanks. You've take something friendly and turned it into an Irish compliment. Jerk.
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