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Is a strong handsome bastard that identity is known as Maison Daniel prater potts he is a crazy bitch and when he is in class he chucks fucking BATARANG at people and says it like a 100 times and gets a detention from his teachers he hangs out with his bois nightwing and robin and bane because he is sexy and has sex with cat woman when he isn’t fighting crime
Bailey: OH shit it’s Batman Dave:ya mean Maison Aaron:no stupid fuck Batman
A dude who wears a rubber suit and beats the living pulp out of petty thieves.
🦇The Dark Knight. Rises....when she comes around.🦇Though he doesn't like to expose himself to the general public, it is known by many of those around the world that Batman is in fact none other than Shi Sterling, an unstoppable sex machine with an intellect that is unmatched. Hide your wives, mothers, in-laws, and grandmas.🦇
Batman is exactly who he says he is. You just dont listen.
Some Rich Orphan Who’s Probably A Furry
“Oh Shit! It’s Batman! *Presses The X Button And Does A Fear Takedown*”
a rich guy that beats up bad guys while dressed up as a bat. fucking terrifying.
"THE FUCKING BATMAN!?!?!?!?"