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When two people poop back and forth into one another's ass holes.
My girlfriend and I did a Mexican Christmas last night, and now I have the shits and can't tell if it's hers or mine.
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Penetration by a freshly shaved penis (therefore rough like pine needles) or having some sort of diseases (gift that keeps on giving).
I received a Christmas Tree form my boyfriend.
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A jokingly and less offensive/disgraceful approach to using "Jesus Christ" as an interjection.
"Jesus Christmas! I think I just ripped mah panties!"
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"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire" was made famous by Nat King Cole. Ignorant people tend to believe that it is called "The Christmas Song," but they obviously have no clue of what they are talking about.
What is the name of that song that starts off like "Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, Jack Frost nipping at your nose?"
Dude...It's called "Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire," you idiot. If you believe it's "The Christmas Song" than look it up on wikipedia or something reliable.
Oh. Okay
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One who takes part in smoking marijuana that has green eyes, who's eyes are red because of the high while their iris is green.
#1: "Dude! You've got christmas eyes!"
#2: "Must be from the bowl I just smoked!"
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Heil Christmas means to have a Victorious Christmas. Due to the intermixing of German with the word Christmas, it has a (somewhat negative) double meaning.
Me: Heil Christmas!
Someone else: Whoa that's some interesting wordplay, Jesus was a Jew, and you know what those Germans did with those ovens and showers.
Me: I spread Christmas cheer wherever I go!
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A "White Christmas" or "Stocking Stuffer" is when you sneak downstairs on the night before Christmas - when not a creature is stirring, not even a mouse - and pull down one of the stockings hanging from the chimney with care, place the stocking over your penis, jerk off in it, and then hang the stocking back up above the chimney.
I've been wet-dreaming of a White Christmas. I wonder what I got for a stocking stuffer!?
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