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A large, heavily forested island (49.44 square miles) just east of Sault Ste. Marie, MI. Home to about 633 people (as of the 2000 U.S. census), it's quite possibly home to more deer than people--not that that's a bad thing...
Not much happened (or happens) here on a world-affecting scale: however, it was once nominated as a location for the United Nations. The University of Michigan operates the Chase Osborn Preserve, a 3200-acre nature preserve where former governor of Michigan Chase S. Osborn (1911-1913) is buried.
Quiet and thinly populated, yet fairly-close knit, Sugar Island Township is fairly typical for the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. There are some small bed-and-breakfasts and resorts, as well as at least one restaurant and bar (the Islander House and Hilltop Bar, respectively). It's also a great home for U.P. Princes or deer camps.
Person #1: You've been to Sugar Island?
Person #2: Yeah... it wasn't too bad. Really quiet, though...
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A well known pacific islander aka:
1)Kumar
2)Islander
3)Turban Wearing fuck
4)Bitch Monkey
5)Alaskan Pipe packer
6)Alabamian Hot Pocket Muncher
7)Cocktimus Prime
8)Pillow Biter
9)Poo Pirate
10)sausage jockey
11)Recieving end of a Bert
Brian: Hey Adam Can you hang out tonight?
Adam: I can't i have to work from 7:30-11:00
Brian: Holy bageezes you are a KPM Islander!
Adam: O k.
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Largest of New Zealand's three main islands, known colloquially as "The Mainland". It lies between the North Island, a small overcrowded crime-ridden mishapen blob of muddy rock also called the "Pig Island", and Stewart Island, the nuggety wee island of hard-case good types (about the same size and shape as Tenerife) which hangs off the bottom of NZ.
The South Island is approximately 1000km long and 250km wide and has a population of just over 1 million.
The South Island is home to New Zealand's best scenery, skiing, mountains, lakes, rivers, hunting, fishing, 4WD tracks, empty highways, and all the other great things that make the men of a country truly manly.
It also has all New Zealand's best beer (Speight's, Monteiths, and Canterbury Draught), tastiest steak, and most gorgeous women.
Smoking hot millionairess foreign super model: "I see that even for a New Zealander, you're incredibly manly, hunky, and rugged, but also funny, and sensitive in the old-fashioned non-gay way."
Average South Island bloke: "Well yeah, I'm from the South Island."
Foreign etc: (swoons) "Take me to your island paradise and let me have your babies!"
SI guy (checks out her superb rack): "Well, maybe. Can you cook?"
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The greatest island on earth. A typical islander has money, looks, class and the Mercedes to back it up. It's true that we are just more wealthy than everyone else, but when people tell us that "Money doesn't buy happiness", we just smile to ourselves because we know that's just a lie we tell Bellevue and Newport so they don't riot. We're not stuck up, we just know that we're better than you. To sum it up, the crown jewel of Lake Washington will always be a haven for the best of high society, the bosses of the big companies, and the classiest, most beautiful ladies you will ever meet.
Note: With money comes expensive alcohol and fashionable drugs, so we know how to hold our liquor and master our highs just as well as any trailer park-ho from Renton. Don't for a minute be fooled by our refined style, we're always up for a good time.
Aspire to live on Mercer Island.
Once an Islander, always an Islander.
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The act of sexual intercourse.
A: What's up baby, I got two tickets to Intercourse Island, and you're invited.
B: I'm all yours, you sexy hunk of meat.
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A deserted island occurs when there is alot of toilet paper in the toilet before you poo (either laid there by you or from the previous user). This enables your poo to stay above the water line causing the entire room to smell much worse than it normally would.
"I went into the washroom to shit and some asshole left a deserted island in the toilet. The smell was awful!"
"The next person that comes in here is going to freak when they see this deserted island I left for them."
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A sleepy little town located between Toms RIver, NJ and water. 7 minutes from the beach, 8 minutes from downtown and 29 minutes to Central Regional High School, where most kids go to school. With an average of 16 people graduating from the town's grade school, it's safe to say everyone knows each other. People who live in the town leave it for excitement and boredom-release, and those who live within an hour visit the town to feel peaceful. Sailfest, otherwise known as Island height's main event, is a fair along to water with boots to sell things, games, alcohol, and live music occurring the first Sunday of September. Every local school has its own block where the kids can semi privately get drunk and fall down with their classmates. It's an annoyingly great place to raise your kids.
Man: I grew up in Island Heights 20 years ago.
Other Man: oh you must know Kim!
Man: (reluctantly and with resignation) . . . .yes.
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