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It is a sacred holiday amongst young men and women alike. The day before thanksgiving is for pregaming like it’s spring break in palm beach. If there are any drinks or “flower” left in your house at the end of the night, there is always next year
Mom: why do you look like you just crawled out of a grave and smell like a sports bar?
You: calm down mom, it was Wacky Wednesday I had to get shit faced
The holy weekday for memes, if you don’t look at memes this day, then you ain’t going to be living a good life
Ey bro, looking forward to meme wednesday?
Ye, I’ve been resting all week bitch
You insert an ice butt plug and try to finish (orgasm) before it melts.
I tried a Finnish Wednesday but it was summer in Vegas and it melted before he found my clit.
You shoot load on your partners forehead after fellatio, and drop your cigar ash into puddle. Then use thumb to make sign of the cross with the ashes.
My girlfriend and I celebrated ashy Wednesday last night after a stop at the cigar bar.
wednesdays where wigwamming and drinkinlating are necessary and required
Q.What are you doing tonight? A. We are wigwam wednesdays -ing it up!