June 3rd

A day in which, it is absolutely necessary to attend a friend's birthday party. Any friend who does not attend is racist and homophobic

"Lui won't be coming to your birthday on June 3rd"
"What? Is he racist or something?"

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June 3rd

The national Bodmiester day. It provides good luck. It also is used to worship the mighty Bodmiester.

Hey, its June 3rd, that means it is national Bodmiester day!
Wow, I hope I get A's today!
Pray to the Bodmiester you do.

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june 14

stare at that one girl you think is beautiful until she stares back at yiu

david: why do you keep staring at her?
EJ: it’s june 14th and i think she’s beautiful and i’m waiting on her to stare back

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12th June

The day a guy with the biggest dick is born and is most likely to steal your girl.

Person 1: Did you hear that Josh fucked all the hot girls in school
Person 2: Yeah! That dude was definitely born on 12th June.

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June 21st

The day dedicated to the internet site e621.net

"Hey Cory, you know what day is today?"

"Of course, it's June 21st ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

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June 21

Where couples celebrate they’re relationship on how many years they’ve been together ! I hope all the people reading this has great years ahead of them and always keep your head up high no matter where life takes you!

Olivia: hey what’s up?

Hannah: it’s June 21st it’s been 1 year ever since me and my boyfriend became official!
Olivia: OMG congrats there are more years and happy, and arguments, sadness to go ! Be strong you two. I hope y’all get married !

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June 12

National Grab ass/dick day.

You: can i grab your ass/dick ?
A person: Why?
You: Because it’s National Grab ass/dick day. and its june 12.

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