june 14

stare at that one girl you think is beautiful until she stares back at yiu

david: why do you keep staring at her?
EJ: it’s june 14th and i think she’s beautiful and i’m waiting on her to stare back

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June bug

The nick name of someone's country bumpkin uncle, brother, or cousin.

"I went fishing with my uncle June bug this past weekend."

"Excuse me ma'am did you just say that June bug is your cousin?"

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June 12

National Grab ass/dick day.

You: can i grab your ass/dick ?
A person: Why?
You: Because it’s National Grab ass/dick day. and its june 12.

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June 10

National take a picture with your bf/gf using a disposable camera.

You: Hey lets take a picture on June 10
Them: with what?
You: a disposable camera!

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June 3rd

A day in which, it is absolutely necessary to attend a friend's birthday party. Any friend who does not attend is racist and homophobic

"Lui won't be coming to your birthday on June 3rd"
"What? Is he racist or something?"

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June 3rd

The national Bodmiester day. It provides good luck. It also is used to worship the mighty Bodmiester.

Hey, its June 3rd, that means it is national Bodmiester day!
Wow, I hope I get A's today!
Pray to the Bodmiester you do.

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June 21st

The day dedicated to the internet site e621.net

"Hey Cory, you know what day is today?"

"Of course, it's June 21st ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"

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