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Found in the greater Milwaukee Area, a treasured statue small in size often valued by only elite collectors.
Was recently stolen from an elite collection just outside Milwaukee and has yet to be recovered
"Someone's life may be on the line"
Find the jade monkey, there are 13 clues.
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Jade Ovington'- Is the word used for a legend who acts blonde but has 'supringlsy that sounded intellgent' moments , a girl who will make you laugh till you hurt and is extremely beautiful! also known as a 'ovo
OMG, That girl is such a 'Jade Ovington'!
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A girl who can bend her legs impossibly and enjoys having sex in flexible positions. Put off by condoms and enjoys the rush of catching STD's. Wakes up to a cum smoothie every morning.
"OMG did you break your leg?"
"No I'm just a Sara-jade >:)"
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A Jade Turtle is special sex act performed on a man provided at an Asian massage parlor. The masseuse, dripping a small amount of oil onto the mans flaccid penis, gently squeezes the foreskin over the head, pinching it loosely with thumb and forefinger. The opposite hand then tickles the balls or nipples until the penis becomes erect, pushing and poking out of the foreskin like a curious turtles head.
'Man, I stopped at this Asian Massage parlor last week, and before I got my happy ending, the masseuse gave me a Jade Turtle!"
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Jade is the most beautiful person ever but has been through so much in the last couple of weeks as she has been cheated on by her boyfriend who was named Toby he was a crackhead and always chose his mates over her. He also left her to starve for 3 months. Jade needs a better man in her life.
Why would someone cheat on jade!!!
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A girl who everybody says is very pretty and sexy, smart, and can get any guy, but is actually an insecure little mole rat who likes like 2 guys who both don’t like her back.
i just defined myself there so ya, from jade
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The most annoying, arrogant, bitchy contestant EVER on Americas Next Top Model.(cycle 6)
Jade Cole; "I am an undiscovered supermodel. When people see me on the street, they're like: who is this girl?"
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