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jake

probably asked u for booty pics at some point, his only personality trait is playing baseball, secretly gay but too scared to come out, UGLY, smells like doritos, lactose intolerant, but has a hot girlfriend. she is THE sexist mf out there. like, 10/10 head, 10/10 pussy, 10/10 sex, 10/10 personality. jake is so lucky to have her

“jake is so ugly”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”

by user1423 December 28, 2021

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jake

shortest mf alive

jake is so short and tiny!

by aaaaaahhhhhhhhhh March 15, 2021

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jake

very handsome also a very great friend

jake is a god

by jakmat25 October 11, 2018

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jake

jakes are just fuckin retarded.end of discussion.

don’t be a a jake

by AvaTheRat March 23, 2020

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jake

has a big dick and will fuck the shit out of you girls will be pleased to have him

you know jake omg he's soo good in bed

i wish i had him

you carnt he's mine

by hehe ouy April 24, 2020

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The Jake

A bathroom; the toilet. A place used to remove waste from the body.

Aight Jack im gonna go use the jake.

by Elon Musk is Ben Shapiro confi June 11, 2019

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Jaked

Defeated in a humiliating fashion, especially in a video game

Dude, we just got Jaked in that game.

by DaLuxFerre January 13, 2009

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