probably asked u for booty pics at some point, his only personality trait is playing baseball, secretly gay but too scared to come out, UGLY, smells like doritos, lactose intolerant, but has a hot girlfriend. she is THE sexist mf out there. like, 10/10 head, 10/10 pussy, 10/10 sex, 10/10 personality. jake is so lucky to have her
“jake is so ugly”
“i know, idk how he pulled lexie.”
“ikr bro, she’s so fine. i heard he pipes the shit out of her all the time.”
“damn. must be nice.”
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has a big dick and will fuck the shit out of you girls will be pleased to have him
you know jake omg he's soo good in bed
i wish i had him
you carnt he's mine
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A bathroom; the toilet. A place used to remove waste from the body.
Aight Jack im gonna go use the jake.
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Defeated in a humiliating fashion, especially in a video game
Dude, we just got Jaked in that game.
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