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jenna is a loveable girl, she is a great friend but has a petty side. Jenna likes to have many boys fighting over her. She especially has a soft spot for boys that live very close to her and she will often find herself in bed with a neighbour. jenna is kind and sweet, she is generally quite messy but in a cute way. she loves christmas and plays christmas songs all year long. most of all jenna is a great friend and everyone needs a jenna in their lives.
‘did you hear she fucked the neighbour’ ‘yeh she’s such a Jenna’
A modern-day warrior woman of the Amazonian mold. A real-life Wonder Woman, if Wonder Woman were a whole lot more jacked and physically intimidating, blithely wilful and outgoing, and dissolute and licentious. Jenna is essentially law unto herself; a force of nature who speaks her mind, does who and what she pleases, and whom nobody can exert the least amount of control over.
Jenna is a gladiatorial individual who slays at everything she turns her hand to in life. Her dependency (?) on drinking and heroin (amongst other things which she slams daily) presents no barriers to her succeeding in her high-powered line of work, and nor has it had any apparent impact on her physique, which is Olympian tending towards the Schwarzenegger-y. She brushes off quantities and mixtures of drugs that would kill any common mortal and thinks nothing of raving intensely for weeks on end before abruptly returning to work early on a Monday. She is openly disdainful of 'weak' individuals such as Bear Grylls and Johnny Sins and, to satiate her needs, which are ample, goes through ('uses') batches of such people ('objects') on a weekly basis in a process that invariably leaves these people crushed and broken (and often also, somewhat unaccountably in the case of biological males, pregnant).
Consider yourself warned: where Jenna goes, destruction, despair and pregnancies- both male and female- follow.
1.
Jenna: <Forcefully slams shot-glass down> NOW, IS THERE ANYONE ELSE HERE AT THIS BAR WHO THINKS THEY'RE MAN ENOUGH THAT THEY CAN DRINK ME UNDER THE TABLE?
Entire bar: <Collectively groaning/whimpering> ... Please don't hurt any of us
2.
A: Barely recognised our boy Floyd Mayweather just before. Did he somehow age thirty years and become pregnant in the last week?!
B: He had a run-in with Jenna I'm afraid. Poor bastard
A: Sweet mother of God
That girl, Jenna, goddamn it why does she have to be a lesbian bro I wanna tap dat.
“i saw jenna today”
“ahh yes, she’s one rambunctious motha fucka
She is beautiful with a great ass. She lights up the room whenever she enters it and everyone either wants to date her, or be her. Jenna is heaven. Jenna is full of passion and grace and is too good for anyone in this world.
Dude did you see Jenna last night?
The beautiful girl with a dazzling smile? How could I miss her!
THE BADDEST BITCH I KNOW. She is stunning and has the most loving personality. Jenna could make anyone fall in love with her by just being in her presence. She is someone you never wanna lose.
Boy 1- “omg I think I’m in love with Jenna”
Boy 2- “bro you just met her”
THE BADDEST BITCH I KNOW. She is stunning and has the most loving personality. Jenna could make anyone fall in love with her by just being in her presence. She is someone you never wanna lose.
Boy 1- “omg I think I’m in love with Jenna”
Boy 2- “bro you just met her”