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Jesse Mccartney

a fag who wears make up and can sing like a chick

omg, he acts just like Jesse Mccartney

by LaLa February 18, 2005

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Jesse

He’s a pussy

Jesse- Why do you have to be such a pussy

by I’ll November 16, 2017

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jesse mccartney

The most gorgeous 17 year old boy on the face of this Earth! Talented as all hell, makes you want to melt. Acting as Bradin on summerland the most awesome show ever! Heaven, gods gift.

Oh my god, i want to bang Jesse Mccartney so bad!

by Rosie April 1, 2005

148👍 167👎


Dirty Jesse

A dirty chick who’s main move in sex is twerking

I did a dirty Jesse last night and that’s my work out for the week

by dirtyjesse August 31, 2020

6👍 3👎


Jesse Hoyle

jesse is a hot rage-gamer nerd who doesnt masturbate in front of other guys,even though he slightly gay openly admits it, i find him terribly gorgeous and funny. Even when hes screaming at a game, kinda huge turn on tooo. but lets not talk about that? Music? ohhhh he has a great sense of music, he makes me smile alot. :)

"You know that jesse hoyle dude?"
"Errrrr Yeahh. I slept with his raccooon"
"AWHHHHSomee. How About an awesome foursome?"
"HELL YEAH."

"soooo you know jessseeee?"
"yeahh he's like a bad ass, except cuter."
"Word. Keep It Real."
"Keep it Sexy."

the end :)

by Perculiar, ;) June 21, 2009

8👍 5👎


jesse mccartney

haha where do i start?..hes a creepy kid that blinks too much and doesn;t payattention to the road instead he sings to it...he rapes terrified girls in dirty pools, has really bad eye brows and i think he has a twitching problem..

man when is that jesse mccartney video gunna come back....its my favorite

by jesses uhh biggest fan!:S February 15, 2005

188👍 227👎


Jesse Pinkman

The best film character you’ll ever need!! A hot drug addict from breaking bad. He’s a BAD BOY who has his guard up a lot but once you get to really know him, you’ll see he’s just a soft sweet teddy bear of a hunkin’ man. He likes to say hipster slang like yo, and bitch a lot. He also throws great parties when he’s not in rehab or cooking meth!! And has quite a humor too that shines throughout the show at some times. And he always gets manipulated and verbally abused a lot by Meth lord Walter white(Heisenberg), so that makes you fall in love with him even more because you can’t help but feel sorry for him. If I ever got to meet a real life Jesse Pinkman, I’d use him as my project to help him figure out his life, but that’s after we do some good blue glass together. And I’m not sure exactly why, but his goodwill baggy hip clothes just work on him, soo handsome and dreamy. Can’t get past his blue eyes or his amazing voice. One of a kind. He’s the kind of boy that would ruin your life because you’re so mad in love with him- actually no, because all the girlfriends he had, he took care for and tried not to involve them in his little drug business. Except for that period of time when he did heroin with that one chick and she choked on her vomit, but she was a bitch anyways!! Good riddance. If you’ve seen the show Breaking bad, you’ll understand how irrational loving such a messed up guy can be, he’s simply addicting. Take one snort of him and you’ll be wanting more!

“OMG Jesse Pinkman is so hot and dreamy. Don’t you think?”

by Poopoohahafunnybutt April 13, 2020

15👍 11👎