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Tall man with alligator arms. A man who cannot reach his wallet.
Don't be a Jeff Johnson and pay for lunch!
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Jack Johnson is a legendary boxer who fought not only opponents in the ring but also racial bigatry prominent in the United States in the early 20th century. He could not get white opponents to fight him so he would follow them around the world and taunt them. He died in a car accident. There is also a semi-talented singer who happens to share his name.
Jack Johnson would have fucked Muhammud Ali up!
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Stupid blonde bitch that doesn’t shut the fuck up and always spawn kills me
See that dirty whore she’s such a Payton Johnson
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when a person is smacked out of their mind on thizzles
shut up smack johnson,
whats up smack johnson,
never be that smacked smack johnson
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Any male who is short, usually under 3 foot tall. A hobit.
'Omg hes so short! hes a Lee Johnson'
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When you ejaculate on a girls belly after sex. Then you scoop it up with your index finger and put it in her ear. Similar to a wet willy.
If you really want to piss off a girl give her a wet Johnson when you're done banging.
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