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Jonas Grumby The "Skipper" from Gilligan's Island. Few people know what the Skippers name was. Played by Alan Hale, Jr. from 1964 to 1967 one of the "seven stranded castaways" from the ill-fated S.S. Minnow
stranded on an uncharted island on the Pacific following a storm.
Gilligan: "Skipper"
Skipper: "Yea little buddy"
Gilligan: "The radio said Jonas Grumby sank the Minnow, that's you"
Skipper: "Yes I know thats me Jonas Grumby, The "Skipper".
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Usually falling within the age range of 10-18, jonas brothers fans are typically brainwashed, psychotic, have bad grammer, and probably can't comprehend most of the words on this definition.
Many accounts with Jonas Brothers have resulted in them screaming at me, cursing at me, threatening me, or getting so pissed they can't even function when a shitty Jonas Brothers song gets turned off the radio.
Often times suffer from delusions, like thinking they will marry one of the said brothers, when in fact, they will most likely never meet the no talent "band."
this is a re-enactment
me: (terrible no talent jonas brother song comes on the radio) Ahh turn that shit off!!
brainwashed fan: I HAVE BEEN WAITING TO HEAR THAT ALL DAY!!! THOSE ARE MY HUSBANDS!!
me: um no. not subjecting myself to that kind of torture. oh and by, not that you'll ever meet them anyway, but polygamy is illegal, they can't all be your husbands. plus, they're into boys.
psycho: NO THEY ARE NOT INTO BOYS. THEY ARE HOT AND THE GREATEST THING EVER. I'M GOING TO MARRY THEM! What's polly-gammy?
i answer question and victory is mine when nutty jonas brothers fan doesn't speak to me the rest of the night.
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Probably any mature person with at least a modicum of taste, dignity and the ability to resist countless cringe-worthy marketing schemes from soulless entities such as (mainly) the Disney corporation.
an example of something you may hear from the mouths of so called 'Jonas brothers haters' when prompted:
"I think for myself."
Enough said!
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An extremely annoying phrase chanted by fans (Predominantly female fans) of the Jonas Brothers. The fans use it just about everywhere whether it be on YouTube, Forums or FaceBook... Hell, they even scream it in person
JB Fan: OmGZ HI!!!1! PEACE LOVE JONAS!1!1!!1
Intelligent Person: You JB fans are all the same :|
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The retard above me is tottally wrong about them. A Jonas Brothers Hater is someone who has hit puberty, unlke the person above me who is probably a nine year old girl like the rest of the Jonas Brothers Fans. This is someone who has a good taste in music and has lots of friends because they have a good taste in music. Guy Jonas Brothers fans dont like them because most actually know a good singing voice, Girl Jonas Brothers hate them because of the same reason and also have a better taste in men unlike their fans who drool over their 3 centimeter dick's.
Jonas Brothers walk by...and a bunch of 9 year old girls follow.
Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Wow look at those faggots, even I could sing better than them.
Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: They are so ugly, I feel sorry for all those 9 year old girls drooling over their 3 centimeter dick.
9 year old girl: Shut up! Ur just jelous because your not as famous as they are! Your just jealous! (x10).
*9 year old girl gets beat up by both of them*
Boy Jonas Brothers Hater: Hey wanna go out?
Girl Jonas Brothers Hater: Sure!
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A screeming teenager who obvioudly has not hit puberty or is just getting their pubes.
Look at the Jonas Brothers Fan, what a stupid nazi.
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Priyanka Chopra Jonas is a former miss world(2000), actress, model, singer, philanthropist, tech investor, one of the most popular actress of Bollywood and now hollywood.
Since 2015 she went to Hollywood and became in the first indian actress to be the lead in a mainstream american series (Quantico).
In 2016 she was in the list of 100 most influential people in the world by Times magazine, in 2017 and 2018 was part of the list of 100 most influential women by Forbes.
In december 2019 will be honoured with Danny Kaye Humanitarian Award for her work with UNICEF for the last 10 years.
Her recent movie The Sky is Pink has being acclaimed (with standing ovations of 15 minutes) in festivals like Tiff, London Film Festival and Busan film festival.
Global brand ambassador of JBL, Crocs, NBA.
She is a very strong woman that show how to rise of the ashes every time someone try to hurt her; even when people is trying to create convenient narratives for them, she always demonstrate with actions that truth win at the end.
She is expert ignoring trolls and calming them with results.
In December of 2018 she married the american singer Nick Jonas with 2 ceremonies (hindu and christian) in India.
She is a legend and the world always will remember her.
Person 1: That girl from Quantico is a great actress!
Person 2: Of course, because she is Priyanka Chopra Jonas.
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Person 1: Until now the performance of Priyanka Chopra Jonas in the film 'The Sky is Pink' is the best of her career.
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Priyanka Chopra Jonas is a beautiful woman inside out.
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