A fatass that caused the earthquakes in California and leads a Gag group called killer cartel
Juan: * jumps once*
Cali: woah a earthquake!
Also known as gay child, he is not Jesus. If he pokes you that means he is trying to rape you. Don't trust him.
Juan is untrustworthy, I blame him for missing teachers and the blood all over their desks
Juan seems like a very happy dude but sometimes that's not the case hes low-key depressed as fuck but even though he goes through a lot he tries to make people happy and cheer them up. He also is very loving and obsessive once he falls in love with some one he'll never stop thinking about them and he loves them so much it hurts him physically and mentally he want them and them only. Juan is also very good with words whenever he wants to be good with words. If you ever catch him staring at you just know hes admiring your beauty
Juan-Chubby or Buff Maybe both
Juan is the best person you will ever meet in life. He’s kind, smart, and very understanding. But he’s gonna be afraid to lose you. So be nice to him cause his heart is very gentle. I’m so very sorry Juan. Please forgive me. I promise i’ll be a better friend.
"I wolf you Juan <4"