A kind hearted person who tries (and fails) to make an honest living. He commits crime so he may one day retire with his best friends, Bubbles and Ricky. He is always holding a drink (most often Rum and Coke with ice), and it almost never spills. On top of that, he only gets drunk from Swish, a homemade alcoholic drink.
Mrs. Peterson"But listen, youve had enough to drink today"
Julian"Ive only had a couple drinks today-"
P"Please dont drink anymore, thats your 5th one"
J"Ive only had a couple, im not drunk, y'know, Im just having a couple"
P"You're going to be if you drink that all"
J"Well i dont get drunk, i drink more than like the average person"
P"...okay"
Julian a lovely man. He is overprotective at times and sticks up for his loved ones. Usually is afraid to be judged and easily misunderstands. He has edginess but is very sweet. He doesn't think much of what he says and goes with his mind easily before thinking it twice. His a strong, loyal and honest.
IF you ever date a Julian. There will be challenging but worthy.
He can be bit stupid and childish, as in going to far on jokes and don't know when to stop.
He can also be quite clueless.
But he his lovely company and has the sweetest smile, sometimes a bit too much of a softy.
Haters "Your such a loser!"
Julian "Hey! Back off! That's my friend your talking about,
if you don't step away. You'll regret it!"
He will be the cool kids at school he will have a lot of friends he is the best boyfriend he will date alot of girls when he get older he will be a rapper a scientist or a gamer and he looks good
Julian is cool.
1. (noun) Julian is an irrational fish looking bruh who likes this skinny kid named Blaize for some reason and has hairy elbows.
Julian is a kind man originating from the United States. He has many qualities, including politics, but he is a master in only one area, gooning. He goons like no other, and many only know him due to his unbelievable goon streak. He also loves mewing and look maxing. It is difficult not to catch a wild Julian mewing at any chance he has. No wonder Julian always carries a defined jawline around!
Julian is also known to have a circumsised penis and get hard to any feeble man he sees. Julians also tend to be smart and suck cock in order to get what he wants.
Julian is an incredible guy, he taught me how to goon the other day an all!