An absolute bender of a human. Likes wanking off to old men with big nobs. An utter twat who hates the fanny but loves the cock and balls. A tosser who thinks he’s hard, but in actual fact is about as hard as his dipstick when he’s thinking about muff.
Look at Julian, what a wanker.
“Julian, a brutal brick wall of tremendous strength and courage.”
Julian is a hero. Be like him.
people are having fun then Julian comes and everyone says oh no an asshole
Julian is awesome, and really really smart. He may not know it but he is totally Milo’s type. He’s got a fat ass, seems gay but usually isn’t but is somehow friends with all the queers. His sexuality is like a ruler, its straight but bendy. Julian if you’re reading this Milo thinks you are hot.
Julian is so fineee, look at that extra-volumous assss
People named julian (also born on April 2)are the most smexy people. They also always want smex in medbay ;)
L: that guy over there is so hot
M: that’s because his names Julian